Before I tell my joke, I would like to apoligize for using the the "Sh*t" word.
I tried my best to keep it clean. I hope that I did not get reported for abuse.
I tried my best to edited and take out the worst parts. I hope you-all enjoy
my silly joke.
There once was a boy name Mustard.
Always been bad and hard-headed.
He went on so bad one day, that his mom sent him to his room.
Mustard had been eating candy and sweets all day. Jumping around disturbing his mom from her studying.
Mustard 's mom, she took all she could take from him---so she sent Mustard to his room. Demanding, that he should not come out.
So, Mustard had to use the bathroom. He open his bedroom door and his mom scream, "Mustard, get back in that room!" So Mustard returned to his room.
Mustard had to use the bathroom bad. So, he sat there thinking to himself, how am I gonna use the bathroom. And what can I use the bathroom in.
So Mustard, grabbed a big sock, and use the bathroom in the sock. Not the number one(urine), but the number two(boo-boo). "Oh, what a relief," Mustard said to himself.
"Oh no, now the sock is stinking", he replied. So, Mustard open his bathroom door again, to trash the stinky sock. His mom screamed, "Mustard don't make me come up there." ''Get back in that room!" So, Mustard closed the door.
Mustard, wondered to himself, what am I gonna do with this stinky sock. This stuff stinks, it has my room stinky too.
So, Mustard opened his window, allowing fresh air to come inside.
Next, Mustard looked outside the window, not seeing anyone walking below, he throw the stinky sock out the window. Not knowing so, up came--two of the neighbors walking below.
The stinky sock, hit the man on the head and on his shoulder area. The stuff smeared onto the man's neck, shirt and his shoulder. The man was like, "WHAT THE HELL" " I know Mustard threw this crap." So, the man
went storming off to Mustard's house.
Mustard's mom opened her door. She greeted the man, saying "Yes." The man said, "Madam, I was walking alone and all of a sudden, this sock filled with this sh*t came flying from the window upstairs and hit me.
She said to the man, "It musta' been Mustard." The man replied, "You a damn lie, it was sh*t!"
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